Bag of Trump Farts

Product Description

A BAG OF TRUMP FARTS – PRESIDENTIAL POOFS IN A POUCH

• NEED A SPECIAL GIFT? This gag gift is perfect for any party (except Democrats, Republicans & Libertarians)! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
• OMG I’M LMAO – Trump Farts are hilarious and redefine tweeting @Trump: These are good #reallygood
• BAGGED FLATULENCE IS FUNNY & TASTY! The orange cotton candy is delicious and also doubles as sweet toupee! #TremendousTaste #TremendousL@@k
• FRESH & ORIGINAL! Perfect gift for birthdays, retirements, anniversaries and politico’s! @Trump: Highly Rated #POTUSApproved #HaveABlast
• 100% RISK-FREE MONEY BACK GUARANTEE – These air biscuits are the best, butt if you don’t like them, we refund your money! @Trump: A Great Deal #AVeryGreatDeal
• ELEGANT PRESIDENTIAL GOLD FOIL BAG – Oversized and Opulent  that will definitely get noticed by friends and foes!  #Cruz #Used2NotLikeHim #NowLikeHim

 

Discover The Real Secret To “The Donald’s” Social Media Circus

These tasty Trump trouser coughs come directly from the source. They are organic, hand harvested, captured by smell during the digital transfer process and then hermetically sealed for your guaranteed freshness. Bottom line is they are Trump-dillyicous! #100%RealPOTUSPoofs

Trump Farts are a game changer and will alter the conversation no matter the circumstance. If you’re looking to master The Fart of The Deal, this is your meal ticket. People love these orange sweet tweets and you’ll be astounded at how many of your friends will want a bag. So you’ll need to buy more regardless of what the polls say. #pollsarewrong

These Trump Tweet Farts are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor. While most people understand everyone cuts the cheese and that it’s all natural, not everyone comprehends that obsessive usage of certain social media platforms can morph messages into sphincter audio. People from all walks of life will laugh over the hilarious gift idea of receiving presidential farts for a present. Each bag contains a single serving of orange cotton candy in its own sealed bag. Our cotton candy is made in the USA, providing jobs, increasing gas production, stimulating the economy, reducing the trade deficit, and making people laugh at politics. #MakeAmericaFunnyAgain

Each bag contains a 1 Ounce single serving of orange cotton candy (in its own sealed bag). #TremendousTaste

Bag Size: 11″ x 7″ x 3″

Net Weight: 3 Ounces

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