Trump Farts

Discover The Real Secret To The Donald's Social Media Circus

These tasty Trump trouser coughs come directly from the source. They are organic, hand harvested, captured by smell during the digital transfer process and then hermetically sealed for your guaranteed freshness. Bottom line is they are Trump-dillyicous! #100%RealPOTUSPoofs

Trump Farts are a game changer and will alter the conversation no matter the circumstance. If you’re looking to master The Fart of The Deal, this is your meal ticket. People love these orange sweet tweets and you’ll be astounded at how many of your friends will want a bag. So you’ll need to buy more regardless of what the polls say. #pollsarewrong

These Trump Tweet Farts are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor. While most people understand everyone cuts the cheese and that it’s all natural, not everyone comprehends that obsessive usage of certain social media platforms can morph messages into sphincter audio. People from all walks of life will laugh over the hilarious gift idea of receiving presidential farts for a present. Each bag contains a single serving of orange cotton candy in its own sealed bag. Our cotton candy is made in the USA, providing jobs, increasing gas production, stimulating the economy, reducing the trade deficit, and making people laugh at politics. #MakeAmericaFunnyAgain

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Bag of Trump Farts
$10
  • Grab your own bag of Trump Farts and #MakeAmericaFunnyAgain

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  • NEED A SPECIAL GIFT? This gag gift is perfect for any party (except Democrats, Republicans & Libertarians) #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
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  • FRESH & ORIGINAL! Perfect gift for birthdays, retirements, anniversaries and politico’s. @Trump: Highly Rated #POTUSApproved #HaveABlast
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Width 7 in
Height 11 in
Depth 3 in
Weight 3 oz
100%
Made in America by Immigrant Descendants
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But Wait – There's More!

While these air biscuits are priceless, they have been valued at over 4 Billion Dollars making them a great deal, a very great deal!

Whether you prefer real or fake news, these farts are illegitimate! They were not hacked by Russians, but have been under surveillance by Black Ops groups.

Americans love orange flatulence despite polls sowing that they come from one behind. No Apprentices were used in cultivation of these farts as they were 100% fired by royalty.

These delicious morsels melt in your mount, not in your pants. They will energize you, increase your stamina and confidence as well as dramatically reduce your amount of normal sleep. You will be up and ready to engage. So toot and tweet all you want. Just remember, the poof is in the pudding!

Perfect for any party! (except Democrats, Republicans or Libertarians)

Bag of Trump Farts
$10
  • Grab your own bag of Trump Farts and #MakeAmericaFunnyAgain

Buyer's Note

Each bag contains a single serving of orange cotton candy in its own sealed bag.

Our cotton candy is made in the USA, providing jobs, increasing gas production, stimulating the economy, reducing the trade deficit, and making people laugh at politics. #MakeAmericaFunnyAgain

#MakeAmericaFunnyAgain

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Bag of Trump Farts
$10
  • Grab your own bag of Trump Farts and #MakeAmericaFunnyAgain

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We're not one to stand in the way of spreading greatness. Our small but mighty team will get your order in the mail asap.

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What's better than some sweet orange Trump Farts? Trump Farts that ship for free!

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100% Money Back Guarantee

All jokes aside, we care about customer service and we stand behind the quality of our product with a 100% money back guarantee. Something not right with your order? Let us know and we will make it right!